May 2013
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May 24th
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‘Wine Drunk on a Thursday Night; Attempting to Get a Fitted Sheet On Your Bed By Yourself”- story of my early 20’s so far
May 24th
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May 22nd
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May 21st
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May 21st
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May 17th
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N O P E.
About two hours ago, I was laying in my hammock, having a smoke, staring at the sky and trying to see what stars I could pick out though the cities light pollution. I heard a noise to my left. I slowly turned to my side and saw TWO GIANT, FAT ASS RACCOONS JUST STARING AT ME. TWO FEET. AWAY. I LIVE IN A CITY, WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE. WHY ARE YOU SO FAT, HELLSPAWN?  I ran, SCREAMING,...
May 17th
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May 16th
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5 days later and my body still isn’t OK. still miserably laying on the couch, contemplating how the hell I’m gonna start packing to go out of town this weekend. 
May 16th
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May 16th
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May 15th
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“… Tolkien’s own misadventures with his first automobile, purchased in 1932, were...”
– Beyond The Hobbit, Janet Brennan Croft I give you John “Road Rage” Tolkien (via undercovermartin)
May 15th
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“Okay, guy, so why do you feel like you want/need/deserve to settle down with a...”
– Female ‘Purity’ Is Bullshit (via asgardian-feminist)
May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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May 13th
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“I’m just a teenage dirtbag, baby.”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
May 12th
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May 11th
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I’m seeing Neutral Milk Hotel in October. I’m seeing Neutral Milk Hotel in October. HOLY FUCKING SHIT. 
May 10th
May 9th
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May 8th
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WOW WOW WOW I spoiled myself and read who Benedict Cumberbatch is REALLY playing in Star Trek Into Darkness and I AM FUMING MAD. TRYING SO HARD TO NOT THROW MY LAPTOP AGAINST THE WALL.  I MEAN I KNEW IT, BUT IT’S REAL AND IT’S NOT OK.
May 8th
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May 7th
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May 6th
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April 2013
34 posts
Apr 24th
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Apr 24th
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“But I would never kiss anyone who doesn’t burn me like the sun.”
– Jens Lekman (via perfect)
Apr 23rd
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Apr 23rd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 20th
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Apr 17th
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Apr 17th
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WatchWatch
majorstranger: favour1te: iconic OH NO
Apr 17th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 16th
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Apr 15th
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Apr 14th
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ugh GROSS nothing grinds my gears more than shows that are supposedly ‘filmed’ in Chicago. (happy endings)  the ACTUAL shows/movies that are filmed here, we have to begrudgingly put up with them (dark knight), chicago fire) and schedule our nights around the dumb blockades 
Apr 13th
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Apr 11th
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Apr 10th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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Apr 9th
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breaking up with someone who absolutely doesn’t seem to care about you is interesting. Seeing him 2x last month, blown off dinner plans, radio silence since thursday…I’m an idiot for letting this last so long, and an even bigger idiot for  feeling remotely bad about doing this via text, but GODDAMMIT I am so much better than all of this and deserve someone who ACTUALLY...
Apr 9th
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Apr 8th
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Apr 8th
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